[1] What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
[2] What's the difference between love, true love and showing off Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
[3] Tell me, is it going in YEAH. is it hurting oh yeah ouch. OH I'll put it slowly. Still hurting Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR
[4] Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.
[5] Q. What do you say to a blonde that won't give in A. "Have another beer."
[6] What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride
[7] Why were men given larger brains than dogs So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
[8] Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
[9] Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
[10] Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
