[1] Money is the root of all wealth.
[2] What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps Diarrhea.
[3] Why do milking stools only have three legs Because the cow has the udder.
[4] My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
[5] How does a man show he's planning for the future He buys two cases of beer instead of one
[6] I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
[7] Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
[8] By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
[9] Son: "Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man didn't know his wife until he married." Father: "That happens everywhere, son."
[10] Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
