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[1] Money is the root of all wealth.

[2] What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps Diarrhea.

[3] Why do milking stools only have three legs Because the cow has the udder.

[4] My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

[5] How does a man show he's planning for the future He buys two cases of beer instead of one

[6] I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.

[7] Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

[8] By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

[9] Son: "Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man didn't know his wife until he married." Father: "That happens everywhere, son."

[10] Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.

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